Legacies Aren’t What They Used To Be
Today, Saturday, 2/10/2007 is two days after the death of Anna Nicole Smith. Already there is speculation – unconfirmed by the initial autopsy – about the cause of her death at age 39. Also unconfirmed – after five months – is the paternity of her young daughter.
Today, none other than Zsa Zsa Gabor’s current husband (number eight) is claiming that he might be the father. Price von Anhalt is somewhere in his 70’s, his ailing, formerly glamorous wife is in her 90’s, and the Anna Nicole Smith circus goes on beyond her grave. Actually, by court order, her body is unburied and preserved for further DNA testing to settle ongoing paternity suits over the sole infant heir to the multimillion dollar, inherited fortune Ms. Smith won last year after years of legal wrangling.
At one time, Anna Nicole Smith was the very essence of ultra-feminine hotness. Playboy covergirl and centerfold, and designer jeans model (remember designer jeans?). At some point, she became a tabloid joke, marrying a 90 year old multi-millionaire, battling in court for the inevitable gazillion dollar inheritance, a fat reality TV show star (star, or pathetic icon of all that is wrong with modern culture?), and then a trimmed down hottie again – only to have tragedy befall her twice in quick succession after the birth of a daughter and the death of a 20 year old son just several months ago.
It was interesting to read some of the headlines of her death from online sources – and even some legitimate news websites. It was as if Anna Nicole – long the butt of jokes – had become the heir to Princess Diana in the American tabloid heart by virtue of her untimely death. We just went through a similar exercise with the death of Gerald Ford, whose obits were far more flowery than anything his living deeds ever gave birth to. I liked Jerry Ford, I voted for Jerry Ford in my first presidential election eligibility – but he was hardly Lincoln. And so, too, we must bring ourselves back to earth and admit that Anna Nicole – dead or alive – was no Marilyn Monroe, or even Jayne Mansfield, the other befallen blonde icon, whom she more closely resembled.
Crossdressers adore female icons, whether real or conjured in our own minds. The glamorous existence may not be all that it seems, particularly for those without a firm center in their heads or their hearts. The untimely death of another female icon (defined however you wish) should be a reality check for all of us as we deal with our own dreams of femininity.
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