Hurray for boobies!

One of the most obvious indicators of being female is the presence of breasts.  If you’ve got ’em, you might just have an easier time passing.  And the more realistic, the better.   Sure, inserts and forms and rolled up socks are good, but cleavage will buy you some more credibility…

Barring getting implants, or growing my own, cleavage is not always easy.  And it’s frustrating.
I’ve got enough body fat that it should be a cinch.  Yes, I have man-boobs.  Not so great when I’m at work and they stick out from a t-shirt, and worse, they’re not benefiting me when I’m dressed.

I’ve tried the Wonderbra.  Nothing happened.  I did some creative stuffing, hoping to force flesh forward.  Nada.  I’ve even done the shading trick: using makeup to darken the area where cleavage shadows would be.  It’s not convincing on me.

Last time I went out, I used the old trick with medical tape.  (That’s where you put the “L” shaped strips alongside the nipples, and then stretch pieces straight across, pulling the breasts together.)  Not much happened except skin burns.
So, what will work?  Is there some kind of harness I can use?  A low cut sports bra that might work?  How do you get your cleavage looking good?  The only thing that has worked for me, has been to lean forward dramatically, and use my arms to force everything to the center.  And while that doesn’t look bad in pictures, it’s kinda weird when you’re doing it at the bar.

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