Sasquatch prepares for Pride…
With Cincinnati’s Pride Festival just a week away, I’m already getting ready. I used my adjustable clippers to trim down the hair on my arms. I haven’t decided what I’m wearing, but if it’s sleeveless, or at least short sleeved, I won’t be too hairy. My legs are posing a different problem.
The time inbetween my outings keeps growing, and I don’t shave my legs unless I need to. No, there’s no routine maintainence for just me around the house. (How womanly is that? Only shaving the legs when necessary!?!?)
I don’t shave ’em anyway. I use a dipilitory. Nair was a little too harsh for my skin, so I switched to the Sally Hansen brand. Works just as well. Or it did. The problem now is that Sally Hansen burns if I leave it on too long. And if I follow the directions on the bottle, it barely takes any hair with it. So, what to do?
Well, today, I finally had the bright idea that maybe, just maybe, that jungle growth was too much for Sally’s slash and burn chemicals. And if it wasn’t as thick, maybe the dipilitory would work a bit better.Â
But, I didn’t want to shave, and if I dipilitoried now and again later this week, there’d be no skin on my legs. Ouch. So, as I was trimming my arms, what do you think I finally came up with? Yeah, I know: duh!Â
I used the rechargable trimmer to shorten the hair on my legs, with the hope Sally’s sludge can take off the rest. I’ll let you know how it goes.
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(Why not shave? you ask. Because when it grows back, it’s all stubbly and scratchy, and the Mrs. hates that. She’s much happier when my legs are smooth, or at least soft.)
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